Jessica Alba Esta Semana House Hunting in LA

Remember when Jessica Alba was the hottest freakin’ thing on the planet? Well, she’s suddenly morphed into a 12-year-old-girl-nothingness. She looks like a sad cross between Hilary Duff and Mary-Kate Olsen. If corpses wearing plastic beads and giant sunglasses do it for you, then you’re in luck; otherwise, you ought to fly your flag at half-mast and toast to the Alba hotness that is no more.