Jlo Porno

You might be seeing a new side of Jennifer Lopez in the coming month — no, not the make up-free gremlin heading the post up there; the “splayed-open snatch getting pounded by various giant penises” side of JLo. Okay, not really her, but an adult film star look-alike. Whatever. According to Page Six:

Jennifer Lopez is about to be spoofed in a new porn flick that takes obscene liberties with her hit song “Jenny From the Block.” The XXX flick, titled “J-Ho: Jenny on the [Cock],” will be an adults-only parody of her career. Playing J.Ho will be Jasmine Byrne, a Lopez look-alike who previously starred in “Britney Rears 3″…

“Jenny on the Cock”? That’s the best they could do? Please. *I made my own list of Top Ten Jennifer Lopez Porno Names, all inspired by the titles of her hit songs and movies.

10. Laid in Manhattan
9. Angel Thighs
8. Shall We Dance… in My Pants?
7. Ain’t it Horny?
6. Anaconda
5. Monster-in-Cunt
4. The Wedding Boner
3. Jerk-Off Girl
2. Money Shot Train
1. Gigli

*Me, and a couple of drunks at the Box Seat who assisted in the creative process. A lot of Presidente in here.